I Win

I know it is just humor, but the results are perfect.

Guinness (100% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 66% genuine)

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations? If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 83% on dark You scored higher than 32% on workingclass You scored higher than 29% on genuine

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks

Another day in Paradis

You know it may be mad to write your manifesto on online. But, I’ve always been crazy I guess, it keeps me from going insane;) I mean I don’t have the card [actually it is a letter] to tote around. I don’t take pills for it anymore either. I felt that sedated and slow to react is not how I wanted to live. Although it would seem that is the way the government and mass media want people to act and think. Holy crap, I really am the control group, everyone else is part of the experiment. HA HA HA.

Big news is Entergy Corp is moving back into New Orleans this week. Lets watch the media treat them like crap some more.

Well just think about this. Jesse Jackson thinks the Mayoral election should be challenged because things did not turn out perfectly according to him.

First of all, read the constitution. YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO VOTE!!!

Second, people did vote. They had locations around the country for New Orleans, and nobody showed up. Just like the Austin job fair. 9 buses sent out to make sure the ‘evacuees’ had a ride and one (1), yes ONE person got on the bus.

People vote for ‘NOT THAT GUY’. Mindless sheep roam the streets, and we let the government and media feed the stupidity. If you think CNN etc is not politically motivated, you are blind. All I am going to say is, maybe they report what they are told to by their masters. I will not say anymore on that.

I find it funny to watch the political parties, eat their own though. I mean, Nagin was ok until he badmouthed Blanco. Then the machine turned on him. An the party sends out Louisiana political dynasty boy, to run against him. Landrieu is a party guy. He does as commanded. His sister does cross party lines on oil issues. But, she is a party girl. Regardless of which side you may favor, neither is looking out for you.

Why do they have a ticket for president/vice president? George Washington and John Adams ran against each other for the seat and the #2 guy got the Vice seat. That seems to be more balanced than the crap that we have now. Oh well, the people have spoken. Or at least the ones the man doesn’t have his foot on, right Jesse? And they decided, that no matter what, it should be politics as usual in Louisiana. Thanks guys. Way to make sure we aren’t the laughing stock of the country for 100 more years. Twits.

I think the Voting card should have a test just like the Driving card does. But then that test would get dumbed down too. Just like the rest of them did. If you have any doubt that they haven’t just find a Civil Service worker and then you will know that test is a joke.

According to the U.S. Department of Labor, 15 percent of all workplace fatalities since 1999 have resulted from violent acts.

Fortunately, people who are nearing their personal stress limits tend to exhibit behaviors that can alert coworkers and supervisors so steps can be taken to diffuse the possibility of violence.

Supervisors, in particular, should be aware of the early warning signs that most individuals exhibit just before they commit a violent act in the workplace, including:

· Changes in an employee’s behavior and/ or work patterns, like not showing up on time or at all
· Tendency to react with anger, intimidation or threats
· Social withdrawal or isolation
· Newly acquired poor personal hygiene or changes in personal appearance
· Romantic or sexual obsessions
· Obsessive behavior over political or social issues or perceived wrongs
· Frequent references to guns or other weapons

If you think an employee is demonstrating signs of stress that can precede violence, do not dismiss the behavior as a “fluke” or a response to a bad day. Drawing attention to a person who is later found to be just fine might be slightly embarrassing, but failure to recognize someone crying out for help could end in tragedy.

Uh-oh, I better start acting like one of the masses or I will get reported for obsessing over political issues. [Sure hope they don’t find out about how religious I am, Ha Ha]

If you pit negative force against negative force, there will always be a collision; even if you win, you still lose. So I always go out of my way to avoid an altercation. Having this attitude is probably the reason why, to this day, I have never had to use karate in an aggressive manner off the mat.
-- Chuck Norris

Happy April 18th

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New Orleans To Begin Returning Seized Firearms
More than seven months after New Orleans residents were forcibly and illegally disarmed in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, the City of New Orleans will begin returning seized firearms to their rightful owners on April 17. Stand in line, with proof of purchase, and they do a background check. What a bunch of Nitwits. Do you ever feel like the inmates are running the asylum?

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff had a clear message to Louisiana Monday: it is your responsibility individually to make sure you and your family evacuate before a hurricane. You know, the funny thing is, people used to know this before the government started socializing everything.

And then we have the Mayoral election. Boy is it gonna be poorly executed. People are relocated, not dislocated. At this point you are living somewhere else. Besides there is not a ‘Right to Vote’. Maybe if these people actually read the constitution, oh wait I forgot these are New Orleans Public School trained individuals.

Well I guess we need to get a ‘LAWS ON TAPE’ series started so the unwashed masses can be informed. Or they can just keep watching the propaganda on TV and whine about whatever they are told to when the ‘CRY’ light blinks on at the corner of the stage.

I hope you did not forget to pay the emperial stormtroopers on the 15th. If you did I do not think you will get The Chronicle under the jail.

"The attitude of people associating guns with nothing but crime,that is what has to be changed. I grew up at a time when peoplewere not afraid of people with firearms." ---Supreme Court JusticeAntonin Scalia

In local news,
Bobby Jindal introduced HR5013, the House complement of David Vitter’s S2599. These bills if passed to law would remove the local authority to seize weapons and terrorize people like they did after Katrina. Write and thank these guys for standing with us and not ON us.

I have called and written enough people and I feel some of you have also, and this is an issue. These Gestapo tactics are exactly the type of government against people that caused Ruby Ridge, Waco Texas and Wounded Knee 1971. WE THE PEOPLE are in control of this land. And WE THE PEOPLE need to start acting like it. Or else we will end up as slaves to the politicians who are trying to take the helm.

There were 500,000 in Dallas yesterday, as well as New Mexico, Michigan, Alabama, Oregon and California. Today there will be marches for "immigrant rights" across the country. Those who oppose the rule of law will be marching in New York City, Atlanta, Southern California ... .you name it, they'll be out there protesting. Spanish language radio disc jockeys and the rest of the Spanish media will get them into the streets ... guaranteed.
Just keep ignoring this. Maybe you'll start paying attention when these illegal aliens start rioting for political and economic advantage.

By the way .... news today that Saudi Arabia is planning to build a 500+ mile fence along the entire Iraqi border. We could learn something from the Saudis.

What do the American people think about illegal immigration? In an overwhelming majority, a recent poll finds Americans want to build a 2,000 mile long border fence and deport the illegal aliens. Why is that so hard for politicians to understand?

Detroit is Terrible too.
By now I'm sure you've heard this story. A 911 operator in Detroit takes a call from a 5-year-old child. The child says that his momma has passed out. The operator refuses to send the police. She wants to talk to an adult or to the child's mother. In frustration, and in fear of getting in trouble, the child hangs up. He calls again later seeking help from 911. As luck would have it, he gets the same operator again. This time she tells him to stop playing on the phone or she will send the police and he will be in trouble. He hangs up again. Finally, hours later, the police arrive. The mother is dead.

And just who would come to the defense of the 911 operator? The unions, of course. Who else? The operator is, of course, a member of a government employee's union, and the president of the union says that the operator was just doing her job. Yup. You got it! In union-speak, sitting there as a 911 operator browbeating a 5-year-old child and threatening him with the police when he calls to tell you that his mommy has passed out is "doing your job." Only in the wonderful world of unions would anyone believe that.

By the way: The 911 operator? What happened to her? Why, she's still on the job. Still taking calls. Still dispatching (or not) the police and emergency personnel. Remember; we're talking government here. There is no need for competence. No need to do the job well and effectively. Being a government employee means never having to say "Damn, I really screwed that one up."


Professor Mike Adams says he was recently accused of being a racist. As a result, in today's column, he looks at exactly what being a racist means.